Sunday, October 18, 2009

Sunday Night – Wrappin’ Up. . .

I curse Facebook games.

I love October and the anticipation of Halloween parties and dressing up. Can’t wait to be ‘my thang’ this Halloween, and Peter’s will be great too. Heeee!

Guilty pleasure (among many) The Hills – Lawd, can you believe the previews for ‘this season on the Hills’? Oh, that Justin Bobby. Bad, bad JB.

Coconut shrimp and Asian crunch salad for dinner in front of the fire while watching Coronation Street.

Writing  . . .received my very first PAID freelance writing job!

Really, it doesn’t get better than that – so I’ll just stop here.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

The History of Jack O' Lanterns - History.com

From History.com

“Pumpkin carving is a popular part of modern America's Halloween celebration. Come October, pumpkins can be found everywhere in the country from doorsteps to dinner tables. Despite the widespread carving that goes on in this country every autumn, few Americans really know why or when the jack o'lantern tradition began. Or, for that matter, whether the pumpkin is a fruit or a vegetable. Read on to find out!

People have been making jack o'lanterns at Halloween for centuries. The practice originated from an Irish myth about a man nicknamed "Stingy Jack." According to the story, Stingy Jack invited the Devil to have a drink with him. True to his name, Stingy Jack didn't want to pay for his drink, so he convinced the Devil to turn himself into a coin that Jack could use to buy their drinks. Once the Devil did so, Jack decided to keep the money and put it into his pocket next to a silver cross, which prevented the Devil from changing back into his original form. Jack eventually freed the Devil, under the condition that he would not bother Jack for one year and that, should Jack die, he would not claim his soul. The next year, Jack again tricked the Devil into climbing into a tree to pick a piece of fruit. While he was up in the tree, Jack carved a sign of the cross into the tree's bark so that the Devil could not come down until the Devil promised Jack not to bother him for ten more years.

Soon after, Jack died. As the legend goes, God would not allow such an unsavory figure into heaven. The Devil, upset by the trick Jack had played on him and keeping his word not to claim his soul, would not allow Jack into hell. He sent Jack off into the dark night with only a burning coal to light his way. Jack put the coal into a carved-out turnip and has been roaming the Earth with ever since. The Irish began to refer to this ghostly figure as "Jack of the Lantern," and then, simply "Jack O'Lantern."

In Ireland and Scotland, people began to make their own versions of Jack's lanterns by carving scary faces into turnips or potatoes and placing them into windows or near doors to frighten away Stingy Jack and other wandering evil spirits. In England, large beets are used. Immigrants from these countries brought the jack o'lantern tradition with them when they came to the United States. They soon found that pumpkins, a fruit native to America, make perfect jack o'lanterns.”

Friday, October 2, 2009

Coming Soon. . . .

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Why Can’t Every Day Be Like This?

Understand that I don’t really believe all this hooey – I believe I have a destiny and that God has a plan. But who’s to say He doesn’t speak through this kind of thing sometimes? This one is pretty positive – and I want all my days to be like this! Who’s with me?

The Devil
The Sun
The Wheel of Fortune

Today | This Week

The rays of the Sun and the Devil's flames are bringing plenty of heat your way today, dear Joyce. There's passion in the air. It's a time of intense feelings, passionate declarations, and tender and sensual encounters. There's not a cloud in the sky to darken these moments of love and intimacy that you'll be sharing with your loved ones. So enjoy it while you can! In your working life, your lively spirit and charisma prove to be infallible weapons as you march along the road to success. There's no stopping you with the Sun and the Wheel of Fortune on your side! You've got an answer to everything, you take an interest in everything and take effective action in every area that has an impact on your work, directly or indirectly. So it's the ideal moment to go for that pay rise or promotion. Go for it!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Very Interesting. . .

Your horoscope for October 1, 2009

Maintain a positive attitude, Joyce, and things will naturally flow your way. Tell a few jokes and keep things light and energetic. You will find that you can multi-task very well, and that you have the built-in ability to make everyone around you smile. Don't shy away from things, move toward them. Put away your self-doubt and be more proactive in your approach to everything you encounter.

October 1, 2009

Here's your Tarot Reading for today, Joyce:

Love
Touchstone
Career



The World
Justice
The Emperor

Today | This Week

Today, you reach a balance in your emotional life, Joyce. Justice and the World set the scene for stability and faithfulness - it may even be that an affair you've kept secret up until now will be brought out into the open. You feel as if you're on solid ground and you're not afraid to look into the future of your relationship with confidence. And marriage is in the air. At work, now's the time to profit from your heightened charisma to bring things to a head, and why not try to sort out disagreements that still rankle with you? This is undoubtedly the time for discussion with your colleagues or partners. The Emperor and Justice reinforce your secure state of mind. Make use of your influence to justify your point of view and stabilize the situation.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

I Promise Myself. . .

“To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future.

To wear a cheerful expression at all times and to give a smile to every living creature I meet.

To give so much time to improving myself that I have no time to criticize others.

To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.

To think well of myself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud words, but in great deeds.

To live in the faith that the whole world is on my side, as longs as I am true to the best that is in me.”

 

-Christian D. Larson 1874-1954

-The Optimist’s Creed

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Why Do Friends Disappear?

I’ve always wondered. How someone can be so important in your life for so long and then just fade away, no matter what you try.

Ever wonder about those friends? I know – there are life changes, and life happens, and kids and busy schedules and all, but to completely let a friendship slip away is just a shame, you know?

Even with Facebook, I can’t seem to connect. I feel almost like a stalker, like I’m trying to connect with someone who sees me as invisible, so I’ve given up.

I know they’re happy – and Lord knows I’m happy, so I guess that’s all we can hope for our friends, right?

When you love someone unconditionally, you can wish the best for them, no matter what. No matter what they think, or why they don’t want to be in your life anymore.

Even if it hurts, even if you don’t understand why – it’s okay to let go. Why beat your head against a rock, you know?

I am so blessed and so grateful that I have so many wonderful friends. I guess my story with this friend is finished though, that whatever purpose God had for our friendship has been completed.

And that just makes me sad, because this person was so dang important to me, no matter how far apart we are.

Live well, my friend. Know that I will always wonder why we drifted apart, why the communication just stopped. But more importantly, I want you to live your life to the fullest and complete whatever destiny God has in store for you.

I will never feel anything but love for you, because you were such a very important part of me.

Hug your friends, people. You never know when they will take a different path in life that doesn’t include you.

And be sure to embrace the new things that are given to you. You also never know where your next best friend could come from!

Friday, September 11, 2009

The Right to Bare Arms? Are You Kidding Me?

This is really the front page of the newspaper the other day. Michelle Obama in yet another (gasp!) sleeveless top, while she’s golfing, no less. The harlot!

And the thing is – it’s actually some sort of controversy over propriety – her ARMS.

When we can’t feed the hungry, shelter the homeless, employ the masses, or keep the money from greedy idiots. Our planet is crying out to us, and for some reason, we can’t grasp the concept of unconditional love.

So yes, let’s make Michelle Obama the centre of a bare-armed controversy – because yes, that makes tons of sense.

Sigh.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Our Highest Power

“Our highest power is love, and it is one thing each of us has an unlimited amount of. How much love do you give to others in one day?

Each day we have an opportunity to set out with this great,  unlimited power in our possession, and pour it over every person and circumstance.

Love is appreciating, complimenting, feeling gratitude and speaking good words to others.

We have so much love to give, and the more that we give, the more we receive.”

From The Secret Daily Teachings

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

I’m 16 Again, and Looking for Gas Money

How did that happen? I ran out with a $20 in my hand. Went to the printers to make them re-print something I should have checked before I left the place.

Then as I was driving towards Timmy’s to get our daily iced cap fix, the dummy-fill-your-tank light comes on in my car. Okay, one more stop to make. Gas right next door to Timmy’s, so we’re good.

I pull up to the pump and get out, grabbing my wallet to use my debit card. . . crap – where is it? Can’t find it. Okay – will use credit card instead. WHERE IS IT?

Sigh.

I have no money, except the money for iced caps and lunch (need groceries, too.)

So I pull out of the gas station and sit there for a minute – what to do? Iced caps or gas to get home?

I decide to get the drinks and use 10 bucks for gas. That leaves a couple of bucks left over for value meal lunches.

So I scrape as much change as possible for the gas attendant and manage to give her 10 bucks without touching the other money. I am so proud that we can still have lunch (pathetic, I know) when I dump the 10 bucks on her counter and tell her  that I’ll take 10 bucks on #2.

I go out and pump but it doesn’t stop at $10 – I notice this at $13.46

ACK!

So I dig for more change and have the attendant help me count it out.

And I made it. And got our frosty iced caps and lunch. Wahoo! What an accomplishment, right?

But still – I felt 16 again when scraping for gas money to get anywhere with the pals that had the wheels.

All because I left my cards at home. Sheesh.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

A Love Affair with My Hammock

Yes, today. Yes, for more than an hour. I had a stupid’s night sleep last night, and it hit me at 4:00 p.m. today.  Peter was leaving for what? Soccer (Gasp! Shocking, I know.)!

So I went full-throttle. Grabbed the Zune (yes, I am the ONE person who owns one), a quilt and a pillow and headed for the yard.

Yes, it’s absolutely WRONG that I am using the word ‘quilt’ in August, but I was really trying to protect myself from the bugs that enjoy sucking my blood.

The I remembered – it’s dragonfly season – which means mosquito season is on a significant decline. This small revelation, along with the fact that I was looking at my roped target as it practically glowed in a warm patch of sunlight.  Definitely no bugs. Not even a deer fly

And the next thing I knew Peter came to kiss me before he left and gave me a push.

When I woke up it was an hour later and there was a mosquito on my forehead.

And that’s where the love affair ended.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Riverside Jam Tales 2009

There is so much that happens at Riverside Jam, it’s nigh on impossible to condense the weekend into one short article.

Do I start with Freddy Dixon trying to convince me he was Johnny Cash? Or dealing with the fact that I had been given a green light to interview Doc Walker once they’d finished signing autographs? What about how easy it is to make our wonderful Bowes brothers laugh? Or do I tell you how long I held my breath and waited for Terri Clark to give me just one minute of her time?

I met with Freddy Dixon and The Straight 8 Showband on Saturday afternoon. If I didn’t know better, I’d never have guessed that Freddy Dixon was an Ottawa Valley Country Music Hall of Fame Member and Entertainer of the Year 2000. Nope. What I received when I shook his hand was a draw into a hug with a “Hello darlin’, I’m Johnny Cash.”

I couldn’t help but tease him (by reminding him how healthy he looked for a deceased person) although I know Dixon is very well known and loved for his portrayal of the Man in Black. It really is uncanny to watch him on stage as he sinks into a Johnny Cash tune.

Speaking with any of the Straight 8 band members gets nowhere near a straight answer. Freddy and the Straight 8’s know how to laugh and tease one another (and one confused writer!). All that camaraderie and laughter among the band’s members turns into one entertaining performance. Knowing how much fun they are having makes you want to be up on stage with them. Dixon and the Straight 8 are definitely a good time with their rockabilly country and blues.

Saturday night, watching Doc Walker was nothing but a build-up of excitement knowing I would be able to ask them a few questions so we could all get inside their minds a little bit.

As I waited for the ‘go’ signal, Doc Walker’s road manager Kevin answered a text on his cell phone, looking a little frantic. He had just received word that the Big Valley Jamboree in Camrose, Alberta stage had collapsed from a deadly strong wind storm. He waited until we were all in the designated Doc Walker dressing room (a room inside Carleton Place High School) to deliver the news to the band. The mood changed for a moment as the realization struck. Chris, Murray and Dave were scheduled to perform on that stage the night after their Carleton Place performance.

Chris asked Kevin if they were still traveling to Camrose the next day. “No man, I’m changing the flights in the morning and we’re going home.”

We were silent for a moment. Chris gave me a smile and I plunged ahead. “So what’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you while on the road?”

They looked as if there was no way they could choose just one thing. But Chris’ eyes twinkled as he told this story: “We were on tour with Dierks Bentley and were performing Renegade by Styx. We didn’t know it, but Bentley and his band had gone out and purchased 80’s glam-rocker costumes and wigs and plastic guitars. They came out on stage while we were performing and started messing with us by banging cowbells (off-beat) in our ears, shaking their rocker hair everywhere and smashing their plastic guitars all over the stage. That was the best practical joke.” Murray and Dave agreed with hearty laughter.

And just like that, new friends are made. No wonder Doc Walker are nominees for three major awards at this year’s Canadian Country Music Association Awards (CCMA). They are nominated for Group of the Year, Songwriters of the Year (One Last Sundown) and Fan’s Choice (visit www.cmavoting.org/fanschoice to cast a vote for your favourite). I know who I voted for!

Sunday evening brings the opportunity to chat with the Bowes Brothers. Always fan favourites, they signed autographs even while Terri Clark took the stage and revved up the crowd. When I was given my ‘your turn’ signal, we wandered into a quiet school room. Terri Clark’s dressing room door was shut and labelled. The Bowes Brothers led me through an unmarked door.

We sat and bantered for a few moments. It was apparent that the Bowes family was well-stocked in the humour department, although I found a couple of the boys to be a bit shy. Nevertheless, there was always Andy. Ever the charmer, he tells a story of how, even as recently as two years ago, they would tell people “We don’t play” when asked to perform somewhere. “It was never a formal thing,” the youngest Bowes brother states. The ironic thing about the “We don’t play” answer? They were usually asked for booking information immediately following a performance. “There was a lot of hand gesturing towards the stage and ‘but I just saw you play!’ back then.”

Their favourite thing to do on days off, besides nothing? “Check out the concerts of the people we couldn’t watch while we were performing or signing autographs.” Andy says. I wonder if he means checking out the yodeling dog act he was telling me was his recent competition?

Terri Clark. We were all pretty happy to see her in concert. I know she’s a big star, born in Montreal, Quebec. She blew out some birthday candles on stage Sunday night. Her birthday is August 5th, and she let us know that Carleton Place is the closest she’s been to her hometown while celebrating her birthday in several years.

Yes, Terri puts on an amazing show. She’s a really talented songwriter and performer. Her music is grass roots and rock and roll and country all rolled into boot stomping, sing-a-long favourites that will span generations.

After the show, Terri spent signing autographs. The first 100 fans that purchased something were guaranteed an autograph (as long as they didn’t lose the orange sticker that gave them the golden ticket). They were placed in their own special line. The second line was filled with the hopefuls. If Terri still had time to sign, she’d go on as long as she could. But when it was over, it was over. Security was tight.

Although my chances earlier in the evening were on the almost definitely side, I was told Terri had changed her mind and didn’t want to talk to anyone after the autographs.

She stood less than ten feet from me. I was fighting disappointment. She headed towards me. This was my only chance.

“Terri?” Nothing. She kept going.

“Terri? “ I’m a little louder now even though she’s only three feet away from me. “Terri, I own seven of your albums and I just want to ask three questions for the local paper.”

She was going to keep going. But I’m pretty sure the “I own albums” thing got her.

“Okay. Three questions.”

“When did you know your life was going to change with your music?”

“When I received my first CCMA award.”

“What’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you on the road or in recent memory?”

“There’s so many to choose from. Go to my blog and choose one.”

Gee, thanks.

“Last question.”

“Sorry, Terri has to go now.”

Wait, that was only two questions. Before I could protest she was gone. Andy Bowes stood next to me. “Hey Andy, couldn’t you have put in a good word for me?”

He laughed. “She has no idea who we are.”

“Wait, didn’t you just open for her?” Andy just laughed louder.

Still, I got the interview.

I just wish that Terri and performers such as her would remember that if people like me hadn’t bought 7 albums, she wouldn’t be on that stage.

I know Terri was worried about her friends in Alberta. She’s performed on that same stage many times in her career. But still, Diva? I don’t think so.

Thank you to the Diamond Foundation for another successful year at Riverside Jam. I can’t wait to see what next year holds!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Some Days Inspiration (because I know I’ll forget to do it every day)

 

“If you find yourself in a negative situation with someone in your life, take a few minutes each day to feel love within your heart for that person, and then just send it out into the universe. Just doing this one thing helps to remove any resentment, anger or negativity towards that person.

Remember that feeling resentment, anger, or any negative emotion attracts it back to you. Feeling love attracts love back to you. What you are feeling for another, you are bringing to you.”

From The Secret Daily Teachings

I’m Back on Riverside Jam Duty!

Oh yes, people – I have my two all-access passes to Riverside Jam 2009! Hmmmm – who is playing this year? Highlights include The Wilkinsons, Doc Walker and none other than the gorgeous Terri Clark!

Although I don’t know if I will be as lucky as I was last year when I got to share beer with Gord Bamford and his band, I am happy now to have my all-access (just TRY to keep me out) passes again. It should be a good time! So – who wants the other pass?

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Daily Teaching . . . If'n Ya Like

Believe what you like about the concept of the Law of Attraction, and The Secret, but the teachings inspire me and are a reminder for me of what's really important in life. Imagine what we would all be like if we could live as these teachings suggest.

"Every day, or at the very least once or twice a week, take a few minutes and focus on seeing yourself in joy. Feel yourself in joy. Imagine only joy ahead in your life and see yourself basking in it. As you do this the Universe will move all people, circumstances, and events to bring you that joy. You can't be in joy if you have money worries, or health worries, or relationship problems with friends or family. So deposit some joy in the bank of the Universe as often as you can. There isn't an investment that is more worthwhile."

Now isn't that a nice picture? What's your universe made of right now?