Thursday, 27 January 2011

Just A Few Things To Be Happy About . . .

Music in the air. . .

Reading all night and sleeping all morning. . .

Watching the same television shows or movies with someone even when you’re not together. . .

Steaming cups of hot tea and warm scones to go with them . . .

New shoes . . .

Having a marvellous drink in a glamorous place before going to the theater to sit in the cheap seats. . .

LIKE it if any of these things can bring a smile to your face.

Wednesday, 26 January 2011

Hey Bachelor Fans!

If you love or hate ABC’s The Bachelor, you will enjoy the best episode re-cap out there. Succinct and sarcastic – chances are you will get a laugh.

From The Hollywood Gossip

Michelle Money Pic

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/01/the-bachelor-recap-black-eyes/

Friday, 24 December 2010

Christmas Wishes from Peter and Joyce. . .

  • Our Wish for you and yours . . .
  • A wish for peace to break into your home.
  • A wish for thieves to come and steal your debt.
  • A wish for the pockets of your clothing to become magnets for $100 bills.
  • A wish for unconditional love to stick to you like Vaseline.
  • A wish for laughter to assault your lips.
  • A wish for happiness to slap you across the face.
  • A wish for your tears to only be those of joy.
  • A wish for the problems you have to forget where you live.
  • A simple wish for 2011 and beyond to be the very best years of your life.

Merry, merry Christmas to all of you, our beloved family and friends.

       Peter and Joyce

Friday, 26 November 2010

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Thursday, 25 November 2010

Start Gathering Your Nuts, People.

The first day of winter is set for December 21st this year. So why does it feel like Old Man Winter has decided to come crash the party early, even if he hasn’t brought the S*** yet? Clean it up people, I’m talkin’ about the icy white stuff there.

Let’s face it, besides the green grass, there’s not much left that’s glamorous or beautiful about fall anymore. Now it’s time to wait for the white to come and monochrome our normally colourful and lush slice of the world for a few months.

It seems that we’re going from tank tops to turtle necks without so much as a three quarter sleeve sweater set in between (not that I own such a thing.). Attractive fall fashions will quickly become hidden under uncomely layers of wool, cotton, fleece and thermal, and the more the better. There will be no disguising a smart outfit underneath all the layers. This is about survival, friends.

When I moved to Canada in 2002 I was so charmed by the thought of an actual white winter that I couldn’t wait for those first fluffy flakes to fall. The irony of that year was that we had zero snow on Christmas day. My first white Christmas in Canada was no such thing.

When the snow came at last, I played, and played hard. I was so excited to be able to walk out my front door and across the lawn to slide down the hill into the field below. I snow angel-ed and played fetch-the-snowball with our dog, Chip. I revelled in the fresh, crisp snow and how alive the cold snap of the air made me feel. My first white winter in Canada was absolutely magical for me, even if my husband did shake his head and tell me often… “Just wait. The charm will wear off.”

“Never!” I’d cry with glee and pelt him with a snowball for trying to Grinchify my winter fun. That year, my party ended when I slid on my saucer down a hill, across an ice patch and into the barbed wire fence at the end of the pasture. Icy barbed wire in the bum does not define winter charm, but it does make for an interesting scar.

The following year as I played with my dog, I slipped on an snow-covered ice hill and went down on my left knee cap, cracking it. My dog, in all his excitement, managed to lift his leg and pee on me.

Winter fun now = pain and humiliation. Winter fun SO over.

The following year I slid the car off the road a couple of times while learning to manoeuvre the treacherous paths we call roads during frozen rain storms, blizzards or a combination of both at the same time. The only fun I found in that was using very creative words in my prayers when begging my car to stay on the road.

So now my knee hurts every winter, and I work from home out of pure fright and need for life preservation.

If you see me out during the months of the white-out – I’ll be the one in a helmet, elbow and knee protection, spiked shoes for grip and a big long coat to cover my skin so it won’t burn in the wind. Basically, I’ll be the freaky Sasquatch-looking thing until March. See you then, people.

Start gathering your nuts.